10 Things Not To Say To A London Escort

Our London escorts meet many new and regular clients in a week, and it’s their job to provide their professional services to them. This means their job role is to please you, make you feel comfortable and satisfied, and most of all, for you to simply enjoy yourself. That is why, when you are provided with this service, it’s important to remember that it is just that - a service that you are paying for. All too often, we hear stories of clients who got a little too big for their boots - and sometimes, we hear about some who embarrass themselves and their escort with egotistical statements.

So, as a guide to those of you out there who want some pointers on escorting etiquette, Dior Escorts Agency is proud to present the comprehensive list of things you definitely should NOT say to your escort, unless you want your evening ruined!

So let’s start with number one:

"I bet I’m your best customer"

Or something akin to this, like "I’m the best you’ve ever had". Right. You’re with an escort. Needless to say, she sees many people. The fact that anyone would even assume they’re the best their escort has EVER had, from everyone she sees, is a stretch, and that’s being modest. Sometimes a little ignorance of your own skills is attractive, and even allows another person the opportunity to compliment you, but if you’re going to pay for someone’s services and end up complimenting yourself, you could have just paid yourself! 

Escorts understand that an ego needs to be stroked a little once in a while, and some men are paying for the affection and confidence boost, also. A Dior Escort girl is a professional; she knows this and will stroke your ego accordingly, and without you having to ask or say anything. If you’re really fishing for some compliments, you can ask if there is anything else you can do to please her or if she simply enjoyed herself. It’s here when she will let you know how amazing you were.

‘You look different in your pictures’

This is a tricky one, as if you intend to compliment your escort (as in, telling her she looks even more attractive than her pictures suggest), then, provided you word it right, that shouldn't be a problem. The problem arises if you're implying she looks completely different. Photographs are usually manipulated and doctored images to enhance the shot the camera originally captured - we have pushed the use of escort selfies to help get rid of this problem. This means there has to be a level of suspended disbelief and imagination, to look at a picture and know it’s not an EXACT representation of real life, something many people are incapable of understanding.

Also, escorts usually hire a professional photographer and will have a photo shoot where the pictures are then airbrushed and made to look more enticing. This doesn’t mean they are fake; it just means the maximum potential of the image is realised. People tend to know they look better in the pictures, so telling your escort she looked better in her accurately posed and post-doctored photos makes you sound shallow and a little bit stupid.

"Do I have to wear a condom?"

Yes. The answer's always yes unless she clearly states otherwise. You should naturally assume, if you are planning a booking with an escort, that you are required to wear a condom. This is for safety reasons for both you and her. Escorts see many people, and for an escort, there is nothing more important than ensuring her own personal safety. Most escorts will tell you from the get-go, or it will be stated on an online profile, that they require you to wear protection. Don’t turn up and pretend you thought it was a joke or that you could maybe talk her out of it later; this is a quick way to lose your money with no satisfaction and simply come across as a jerk. Another question, similar to this one, that is often asked is:

"I thought I could do anything I wanted?"

I’m sure you did, but no... no, you can’t. Many escorts will tell you what they are comfortable with and not comfortable with before booking. For example, many girls may not provide an A-level service, or are completely against incest role plays, or have no intention of using toys in escort bookings. If this is the case, don’t bring a bag of goodies ready for anal sex while you call her mummy.

This is the type of behaviour that will have you losing your money, or worse, getting blacklisted by the escort or the agency. Sometimes, the information on what they are comfortable providing and not providing is clearly stated on their online biographies. If this is the case, definitely refrain from trying to talk her out of it, as these will be strict rules she follows and will just waste your time.

Escorts also meet a number of people, many of whom think they are slick or have the gift of the gab. Trust me, she’s probably heard it all. Try to avoid making some sort of plea or statement as to why she should participate in your taboo fantasy, as this will only make you look silly, waste your energy and time and could even completely put her off you. Save your pleas and let her, please.

"Do you mind if I pop a viagra first?"

Yes, we can almost certainly guarantee that she minds. A client escort encounter is supposed to be as naturally humanly enjoyable as possible. So the custom is to have a little icebreaker conversation, maybe over a drink to bond a little, get down to the fun stuff, and then maybe talk a little and leave each other to your lives. This is enjoyable and helps the two people, for a short period of time, connect both physically and mentally and having a mental connection, even for a few hours, can make the physical act a lot more enjoyable.

Needless to say, if you do need to take a viagra, for genuine medical erectile dysfunction-type problems, that's absolutely fine. Just make this clear with your beautiful escort in the beginning, before proceeding or even before booking, to make sure she is completely fine with it before you waste both your time.

If you are young and healthy, and your reason for taking viagra is simply to last longer with your escort, then this is frowned upon as it will take a lot more for a young healthy man to achieve orgasm while on viagra meaning your escort will have to work unnaturally hard to satisfy you and will have to last longer during sex and she may enjoy this less. No escort appreciates a two-hour-long bang session with a seeming no end. Be courteous to her; she wants to enjoy it too.

"Please, just 15 more minutes?"

Escorts are quite specific about their times; they have to be. Timing is essential to their business, as being prompt and reliable can correlate with repeat bookings and happy customers. Asking for 15 more minutes isn’t just extremely cheap and annoying; it can also be detrimental to her business. When you book an escort, you are entering an agreement, to which you’ve agreed a specific amount of time you can have with her, which is based on the price you pay. If you’re not paying for more minutes, it’s more than likely you won’t get them, and asking especially won’t help.

She won't just give you an extra 15 minutes, as she could be running late for the next client she’s agreed to meet. If the booking is an incall, she will have to clean, get ready and prepare for the next person, and if it’s an outcall again, she will have to get herself ready and then travel. Having an extra 15 minutes with you might leave you a happy client and someone else an extremely annoyed client. Escorts will avoid this at all costs, so if you want more time with her, tell her before booking and book the amount of time you want, or be ready to pay for it.

"I want a refund!"

There may be unique cases where an escort has underdelivered. Perhaps she didn’t engage in activities she promised to or refused to do the role-play you were expecting that she agreed to when you booked. In these cases, a refund is acceptable. However, if your escort is the woman you’ve chosen and provides the service you paid for, asking for a refund is not only stupid but a little bit pathetic.

All a refund does is imply you are trying to get your experience for free, which, of course, doesn’t sit well with escorts. If, for whatever reason, you’re failing to obtain an orgasm or you feel like you haven’t clicked with this person the way you were hoping, and now you can’t enjoy the sex as much, that’s not her fault and in no way warrants a refund. You pay for the time and services she provides, and that’s it; any other personal feelings or problems you experience during the encounter are entirely yours to deal with.

"Would You Like To Go Out?"

No one can blame you for wanting to date your companion or falling in love with her. After all, our escorts are some of the most beautiful women in the world, and it’s hard to imagine guys not falling head over heels in love.

However, escorts are not in the business of love, nor are they using their current business to find it. They are happy to provide the service you pay for and nothing more. If she wanted to date you, she would make that clear and remove the boundaries of the escort/client relationship; otherwise, you can bet your bottom dollar that her interest in you doesn’t go further than the booking.

"You Deserve A Better Life Than This"

Many guys think saying something like this will bring her to tears of joy and happiness. Well, that’s not the case. Although you may think you are saying something complementary and incredibly insightful into her soul, you are actually saying something quite offensive as you’re insinuating she has chosen a bad path in life and even more so, is unhappy with the said choice.

All of our escorts choose their profession, and enjoy their lives a lot more than they would in a normal job. Escorts aren’t poor, or suffering from drug addictions, or forced to do what they do, as many media outlets would have you believe - nor are they desperately looking for love or for a man to save them. Some escorts will earn twice the figures they could in a normal 9-5 job and have no intentions of ever getting one. 

Escorts get to meet new people almost daily, and clients will buy them gifts, treat them to holidays and book them expensive hotels for their time. They have the freedom to work or not work, to accept or decline any clients they want, and they have a choice to have an agent represent them or work completely independent, keeping all money and control. This is not a situation requiring a man to storm in and 'save' her.

"You Should Pay ME!"

Some people have huge egos, and those egos need to be stroked all the time. Saying something as egotistical as ‘You should pay me’, implying she had the better time, is ludicrous. Escorts meet a number of clients weekly, and assuming you were so good she forgets other clients or should even be thankful is nonsense. She’s there for you; she attended because you needed a date, not her. You paid for her services, and she provided them with the cash, and that’s it.

Assuming she has to be thankful or appreciative to you can make you look conceited, and whether she tells you or not, she will have met other clients who are more generous, taking her on shopping trips and buying her expensive, lavish gifts. In comparison, the one hour you spent with her isn’t enough to warrant her wanting you outside of the booking, and since you don’t know how much she enjoys other clients, you could come across looking rather foolish.

So there we have it, 10 more things you shouldn’t say to escorts if you want to keep yourself from getting stabbed with a stiletto, so be respectful, be mindful of the ten points we’ve made and remember, have fun! 

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