5 Things NOT to say to an Escort
20 April 2018
London escorts meet a number of new and regular clients in a week and it’s their job to provide their professional services to paying clients. This means her job role is to please you, make you feel comfortable and satisfied and most of all for you to simply enjoy yourself. That is why, when you are provided with this service, it’s important to remember that it is just that - a service, that you are paying for. All to often we hear stories of clients who got a little too big for their boots - and sometimes, we hear about clients who embarass themselvs and their escort with egotistical statements. So, as a guide to those of you out there who want some pointesr on escorting etiquette, Dior is proud to present the comprehensive list of things you definitely should NOT say to your escort, unless you want your evening ruined!
So let’s start with number one, in no particular order, the first thing not to say is:
"I bet I’m your best customer"
Or something akin to this like "I’m the best you’ve ever had". Right. You’re with an escort. Needless to say, she sees many people. The fact that anyone would even assume they’re the best their escort has EVER had, from everyone she sees, is a stretch, and that’s being modest. Sometimes a little ignorance to your own skills is attractive, it allows another person the opportunity to compliment you, but if you’re going to pay for someone’s services and end up complimenting yourself, you could have just paid yourself!
Escorts understand that an ego needs to be stroked a little once in a while, and some men are paying for the affection and confidence boost also. A Dior escort is a professional, she knows this and will stroke your ego accordingly, and without you having to ask or say anything. If you’re really fishing for some compliments you can ask if there is anything else to do to please her or if she simply enjoyed herself, it’s here when she will let you know how amazing you were.
‘You look different in your pictures’
This is a tricky one, as if you're intention is to compliment your escort (as in, telling her she looks even more attractive than her pictures suggest), then provided you word it right that shouldn't be a problem. The problem arises if you're implying she looks completely different. Photographs are usually manipulated and doctored images to enhance the shot the camera originally captured. This means there has to be a level of suspended disbelief and imagination, to look at a picture and know it’s not an EXACT representation of real life, something many people are incapable of understanding.
Also, escorts usually hire a professional photographer and will have a photo shoot where the pictures are then airbrushed and made to look more enticing. This doesn’t mean they are faked, it just means the maximum potential of the image is realised. People tend to know they look better in the pictures, so telling your escort she looked better in her accurately posed and post doctored photos makes you sound shallow and a little bit stupid.
"Do I have to wear a condom"
Yes. The answers always yes unless she clearly states otherwise. You should naturally assume, if you are planning a booking with an escort, that you are required to wear a condom. This is for safety reasons for both you and her, escorts see many people and for an escort there is nothing more important than ensuring her own personal safety. Most escorts will tell you from the get-go or it will be stated on an online profile, that they require you to wear protection. Don’t turn up and pretend you thought it was a joke or that you could maybe talk her out of it later, this is a quick way to lose your money with no satisfaction and simply come across as a jerk. Another quesiton, similar to this one, that is often asked is:
"I thought I could do anything I wanted?"
I’m sure you did, but no, no you can’t. Many escorts will tell you what they are comfortable and not comfortable with prior to booking. For example, many escorts may not provide an anal service, or are completely against incest role plays, or have no intention of using toys with you. If this is the case don’t bring a bag of goodies ready for anal sex while you call her mummy.
This is the type of behaviour that will have you losing your money, or worse getting blacklisted by the escort or the agency. Sometimes the information on what they are comfortable in providing and not providing is clearly stated on their online biographies if this is the case definitely refrain from trying to talk her out of it, as these will be strict rules she follows and will just have your time wasted.
Escorts also meet a number of people, many who think they are slick or have the gift of the gab when it comes to escorts, trust me, she’s probably heard it all. Try to avoid making some sort of plea or statement as to why she should participate in your taboo fantasy, as this will only make you look silly, waste your energy and time and could even completely put her off you. Save your pleas and let her, please.
"Do you mind if I pop a viagra first?"
Yes, we can almost certainly guarantee, she minds. A client escort encounter is supposed to be as naturally humanly enjoyable as possible. So the custom is to have a little icebreaker conversation, maybe over a drink to bond a little, get down to the fun stuff and then maybe talk a little and leave each other to your lives. This is enjoyable and helps the two people, for a short paid period of time, connect both physically and mentally and having a mental connection, even for a few hours, can make the physical act a lot more enjoyable.
Needles to say, if you do need to take a viagra, for genuine medical erectile dysfunction-type problems, that's absolutely fine. Just make this clear with your beautiful escort in the beginning before proceeding or even before booking to make sure she is completely fine with it before you waste both your times.
If you are young and healthy, and your reason for taking viagra is simply to last longer with your escort, then this is frowned upon as it will take a lot more for a young healthy man to achieve orgasm while on viagra meaning your escort will have to work unnaturally hard to satisfy you and will have to last longer during sex and it’s possible she’ll enjoy this less. No escort appreciates a two hour long bang session with a seeming no end. Be courteous of her, she wants to enjoy it too.
"Please, just 15 more minutes?"
Escorts are quite specific about their times, they have to be. Timing is essential to their business as being prompt and reliable can correlate with repeat bookings and happy customers. Asking for 15 more minutes isn’t just extremely cheap and annoying, it can also be detrimental to her business. When you book an escort you are entering an agreement, to which you’ve agreed a specific amount of time you can have with your escort which is based on the price you pay. If you’re not paying for more minutes, it’s more than likely you won’t get them, and asking especially won’t help.
She won't just give you an extra 15 minutes as she could be running late for the next client she’s agreed to meet. If the booking is an Incall she will have to clean, get ready and prepare for the next person and if it’s an outcall again she will have to get herself ready and then travel. Having an extra 15 minutes with you might leave you a happy client and someone else an extremely annoyed client. Escorts will avoid this at all costs so if you want more time with your escort, tell her before booking and book the amount of time you want, or be ready to pay for it.
"I want a Refund!"
There may be unique cases where an escort has under delivered. Perhaps she didn’t engage in activities she promised to or refused to do the role-play you were expecting that she agreed to when you booked, in these cases a refund is acceptable. However, if your escort is the woman you’ve chose and provides the service you paid for, asking for a refund is not only stupid but a little bit pathetic.
All a refund does is imply you are trying to get your experience for free, which of course, doesn’t sit well with escorts. If for whatever reason, you’re failing to obtain an orgasm or you feel like you haven’t clicked with this person the way you were hoping and now you can’t enjoy the sex as much, that’s not her fault and in no way warrants a refund. You pay for the time and services she provides and that’s it, any other personal feelings or problems you experience during the encounter are entirely yours to deal with.
"Would You Like To Go Out?"
No one can blame you for wanting to date your escort or falling in love with her. Escorts, especially Dior Escorts, are some of the most beautiful women in the world and it’s hard to imagine guys not falling head over heels in love.
However escorts are not in the business of love, nor are they using their current business to find it. Escorts are happy to provide the service you pay for and nothing more. If she wanted to date you, she would make that clear and remove the boundaries of the escort/client relationship, otherwise you can bet your bottom pound that her interest in you doesn’t go further than the booking.
Though it is true that some escorts and clients have dated, fallen in love and even got married, this isn’t very common and usually, it’s quite evident on both sides. If it’s meant to be, let it happen naturally if you and your escort find you want to spend more time together outside of the bookings she will tell you and arrange for it, if not you shouldn’t ask unless your a million percent sure the connection between you is stronger than business.
If you do attempt to date her and she doesn’t feel the same at all, it can make the scene between you incredibly awkward and uncomfortable as she may think your falling in love and these encounters mean more to you than simple pleasure. Alternatively, she could think you don’t care at all, and your attempts to seduce her are a clever ploy to get free sex and have a personal escort. Either way she will feel uncomfortable with this revelation and maybe feel like you are spending money just to see her, if this is the case she could tell you to move on to another escort, use a different agency or just blacklist you from ever making another booking with her or another girl at the agency ever again.
"You Deserve A Better Life Than This"
Many guys think saying something like this will bring her to tears of joy and happiness. Well, that’s not the case. Although you may think you are saying something complementary and incredibly insightful into her soul, you are actually saying something quite offensive as you’re insinuating she has chosen a bad path in life and even more so, is unhappy with the said choice.
Many escorts chose to be escorts, and enjoy their lives a lot more than they would in a normal job. Escorts aren’t poor, or suffering from drug addictions, or forced to do what they do, as many media outlets would have you believe - nor are they desperately looking for love or for a man to save them. Some escorts will earn twice the figures they could in a normal 9-5 job and have no intentions of ever getting one.
Escorts get to meet new people almost daily and clients will buy them gifts, treat them to holidays and book them expensive hotels for their time, they have the freedom to work or not work, to accept or decline any clients they want, and they have a choice to have an agent represent them or work completely independent, keeping all money and control. This is not a situation requiring a man to storm in and 'save' her.
"You Should Pay ME!"
Some people have huge egos and those egos need to be stroked all the time. Saying something as egotistical as ‘You should pay me’, implying she had the better time, is ludicrous. Escorts meet a number of clients weekly, and assuming you were so good she forgets other clients or should even be thankful is nonsense. She’s there for you, she attended because you needed a date, not her. You paid for her services and she provided them with the cash, and that’s it.
Assuming she has to be thankful or appreciative to you can make you look conceited, and whether she tells you or not, she will have met other clients who are more generous, taking her on shopping trips and buying her expensive lavish gifts. In comparison, the one hour you spent with her isn’t enough to warrant her wanting you outside of the booking and since you don’t know how much she enjoys other clients, you could come across looking rather foolish.
So there we have it, 5 more things you shouldn’t say to escorts if you want to keep yourself from getting stabbed with a stiletto, so be respectful, be mindful of the ten points we’ve made and remember, have fun!